bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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