I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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