You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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