But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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