For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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