I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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