Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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