a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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