you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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