ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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