She even gives head with a lisp.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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