Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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