And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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