What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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