: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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