Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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