I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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