Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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