hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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