Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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