I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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