butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So squirting runs in the family.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
