i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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