i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
How external is "for external use only"?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My vagina is officially offended.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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