he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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