hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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