the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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