He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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