Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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