I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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