have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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