OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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