I want to have your abortion
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
