Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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