I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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