Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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