Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm at about main and main street
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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