her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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