I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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