I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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