Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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