just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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