If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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