he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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