Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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