Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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