Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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