Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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