i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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