Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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