clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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