Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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