I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
