Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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