I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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