No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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