how hairy? two words: wookie tits
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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